You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
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You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
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Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
send nudes
from the living room?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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