your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
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This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
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you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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