Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
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I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
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omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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