Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
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Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
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Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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