did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
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I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
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I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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