Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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