Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
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I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
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My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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