I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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