i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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