Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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