He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i think i have two assholes
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Randomize
