that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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