i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
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oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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