she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
She bit a glass in half.
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Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
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I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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