In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
high people should be assigned attendants
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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