It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
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I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
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Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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