Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
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And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
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I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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