Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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