Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
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Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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