Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
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OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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