My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
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If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
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Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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