I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
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You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
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Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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