I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
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were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
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It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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