Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
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I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
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I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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