Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
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Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
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Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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