You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
being pregnant is like rehab
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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