We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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