at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
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Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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