i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
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I need moral support for this bender
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
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I love you. Go after that dick
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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