That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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