she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Where is the hickey?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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