Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
