yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
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I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
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We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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