so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
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Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
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Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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