So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
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The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
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I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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