You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Don't make out with my wife yet
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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