i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
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he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
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All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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