so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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