I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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