Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
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Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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