All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
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i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
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I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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