What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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