what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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