Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
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I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
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I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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