I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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