JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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