i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
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Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
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So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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