guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
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My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
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I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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