Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
