Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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