Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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