who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
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Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
40s are totally the cure
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
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When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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